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		<title>Silly Error Message</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 01:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samuel Haddad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  So I am just trying to finish up my new program Twitter Talk when I am running a test and I get the following error message. Should we start hiring error message checkers? Any ways if you get this  Win32Exception  was Unhandled &#8220;The Operation Completed Successfully&#8221; error message my workaround was to uncheck the check box [...]]]></description>
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<div id="attachment_282" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 469px"><img class="size-full wp-image-282" title="Silly Error Message" src="http://samuelhaddad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sillyerror.jpg" alt="The Operation Completed Successfully Error Message" width="459" height="247" /><p class="wp-caption-text">The Operation Completed Successfully Error Message</p></div>
<p>So I am just trying to finish up my new program Twitter Talk when I am running a test and I get the following error message.</p>
<p>Should we start hiring error message checkers?</p>
<p>Any ways if you get this  Win32Exception  was Unhandled &#8220;The Operation Completed Successfully&#8221; error message my workaround was to uncheck the check box in the project properties that says: &#8220;Enable Visual Studio hosting process&#8221;. In the menu: Project -&gt; Project Properties&#8230; -&gt; Debug -&gt; Enable the Visual Studio hosting process. </p>
<p>Hope this helps someone this solution came from: <a href="http://www.codeproject.com/KB/cs/globalhook.aspx?msg=2427545#xx2427545xx">http://www.codeproject.com/KB/cs/globalhook.aspx?msg=2427545#xx2427545xx</a></p>
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		<title>How to Appease The I.T. Department</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:57:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samuel Haddad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I work I have been working I.T. since high school and when my friend Rob sent this to me just now I found it most entertaining. I hope you guys do as well. I am not sure who the original author is, but if anyone knows please let me know. &#160; 01. When you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="margin: 7.5pt 0in">So, I work I have been working I.T. since high school and when my friend Rob sent this to me just now I found it most entertaining. I hope you guys do as well. I am not sure who the original author is, but if anyone knows please let me know.</p>
<p style="margin: 7.5pt 0in">&nbsp;</p>
<p>01. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children&#8217;s art. We don&#8217;t have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.</p>
<p>02. Don&#8217;t write anything down. Ever. We can play back the error messages from here.</p>
<p>03. When an I.T. person says he&#8217;s coming right over, go for coffee. That way you won&#8217;t be there when we need your password. It&#8217;s nothing for us to remember 700 screen saver passwords.</p>
<p>04. When you call the help desk, state what you want, not what&#8217;s keeping you from getting it. We don&#8217;t need to know that you can&#8217;t get into your mail because your computer won&#8217;t power on at all.</p>
<p>05. When I.T. support sends you an E-Mail with high importance, delete it at once. We&#8217;re just testing.</p>
<p>06. When an I.T. person is eating lunch at his desk, walk right in and spill your guts right out. We exist only to serve.</p>
<p>07. Send urgent email all in uppercase. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.</p>
<p>08. When the photocopier doesn&#8217;t work, call computer support. There&#8217;s electronics in it.</p>
<p>09. When something is wrong with your home PC, dump it on an I.T. person&#8217;s chair with no name, no phone number and no description of the problem. We love a puzzle.</p>
<p>10. When an I.T. person tells you that computer screens don&#8217;t have cartridges in them, argue. We love a good argument.</p>
<p>11. When an I.T. person tells you that he&#8217;ll be there shortly, reply in a scathing tone of voice: &#8220;And just how many weeks do you mean by shortly?&#8221; That motivates us.</p>
<p>12. When the printer won&#8217;t print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently get sucked into black holes.</p>
<p>13. When the printer still won&#8217;t print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the company. One of them is bound to work.</p>
<p>14. Don&#8217;t learn the proper term for anything technical. We know exactly what you mean by &#8220;My thingy blew up&#8221;.</p>
<p>15. Don&#8217;t use on-line help. On-line help is for wimps. <o></o></p>
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